being a sexually active teenage girl is actually pretty fucking stressful so please girls once you start getting dick please be on birth control it’ll remove your worries


my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 



h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread


roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed


tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….



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